Saturday, April 19, 2014

krystalrneth:

U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore

(Source: foodtrucker)

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain)

The “turnoff” “turnon” game. Ask me anything and I will answer if it is a turn off or turn on.

thejinglegatsby:

"not all feminists are fat, hairy, lesbians"

ok

but like

why is being a “fat, hairy lesbian” a bad thing

why do u feel the need to throw other women under the bus to defend feminism

(Source: montparnah)

tiorickyaoi:

protect bisexual teenage girls at all costs

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.

zanetehaiden:

Like its fine to headcanon characters however you want, but I’m legitimately confused as to how headcanoning them as queer makes them “better” than if they aren’t

We do need more queer representation, but saying that a character is better simply because they’re queer confuses me because really you shouldn’t be judging their worth based on their sexuality and gender identity in the first place

I’m not saying its wrong to do, I just legitimately don’t understand how it makes them “better”

niggawitdreadz:

toohot-tohoot:

niggawitdreadz:

How to spoon:

  • Dick hard on the butt
  • Titty in my hand
  • Kiss ya neck
  • Hell yeah
What

HOW TO SPOON

  • DICK HARD ON THE BUTT
  • TITTY IN MY HAND
  • KISS YA NECK
  • H E L L Y E A H

(Source: kegelgod)

netflixer:

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Ask Me Stuff

  • 1: What was the last argument you had about?
  • 2: How long was your longest relationship?
  • 3: What is something not many people know about you?
  • 4: Do you believe in Heaven and Hell?
  • 5: Two truths and a lie. Go.
  • 6: Do you believe in fate/destiny?
  • 7: Where is somewhere you’ve always wanted to live?
  • 8: Has there ever been a song that made you cry?
  • 9: Talk about each of your siblings.
  • 10: If you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be?
  • 11: Do you jump/scare easily?
  • 12: Views on abortion?
  • 13: Views on gay marriage?
  • 14: Which birthday has been your favourite?
  • 15: Which birthday has been your least favourite?
  • 16: Have you ever been pulled over? Arrested?
  • 17: Have you ever caught your parents lying to you?
  • 18: What’s your favorite musical?
  • 19: What’s a book that you could read over and over?
  • 20: Do you like thunderstorms?
  • 21: What’s your favourite number? Reasoning?
  • 22: Have you ever been to a fortune teller?
  • 23: Describe your ideal significant other.
  • 24: What made you like the last person you dated?
  • 25: What's your favorite series of books?
  • 26: Who is someone that you think knows the most about you outside of family?
  • 27: If it were absolutely possible, what would actually be your ideal job?
  • 28: What is the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?
  • 29: Have you ever done “The Cinnamon Challenge?”
  • 30: What are some of your favorite movies?
  • 31: What are your favorite movies introduced by someone else?
  • 32: What are some of your favorite songs?
  • 33: What are some of your favorite songs introduced by someone else?
  • 34: What’s your favorite Disney Pixar movie?
  • 35: What your favorite book you read in high school?
  • 36: State 5 things you and the asker have in common.
  • 37: State 4 random memories of yours.
  • 38: List the last 3 books you read.
  • 39: List 2 of your quirks.
  • 40: State 1 bad habit of yours.
  • 42: Are you afraid of your future?
  • 43: Who are some tumblr users you'd like to meet in person?
  • 44: Has a scary movie ever given you nightmares?
  • 45: Do you believe in reincarnation?
  • 46: When was the last time you got your hair done in a salon?
  • 47: Are you close with your parents?
  • 48: Do you like to drink? Why or why not?
  • 49: What were your grades like in high school? College?
  • 50: Do you like hugs?
  • 51: What was the last thing you did with your friends?
  • 52: What's something that you like to do that others might see as weird?
  • 53: What song are you currently listening to?
  • 54: What was the last television show that you watched?
  • 55: What was the last trip you took?
  • 56: What is your before-bed ritual? Morning ritual?
  • 57: What are things you like and don't like about yourself?
  • 58: What is your middle name? Do you like it?
  • 59: What was the last thing you said out loud?
  • 60: [Any question you'd like.]

lesprisenpati:

Give it to me

(Source: kurentsee.com)

outforhealth:

Yup. A little something for you fans of the vulva. Some art. With pretty colors.  You’re welcome.

outforhealth:

Yup. A little something for you fans of the vulva.
Some art. With pretty colors.
You’re welcome.

(Source: vulvart)

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption



Uncultured swine

spider-manofficial:

hindre:

leonkuwatas:

youreouttayourtree:

ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.

that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

Uncultured swine

(Source: awildswan)